Monday, August 31, 2009

Marc Ecko a Fraud!

What up Ha-Style supporters? Its ya boy Tony Touch here to bring you an earth shattering exclusive story. A story that will, no lie, shake both the world of music and fashion to its knees! Interest peaked? READ ON!!


Marc Ecko: New Jersey born fashion designer and entrepreneur known for the highly successful Marc Ecko urban clothing line. His Brand has 12 sub clothing labels including Marc Ecko: Cut & Sew and Zoo York which play not only to the tastes of the urban and hip hop community to those of the skateboarding community as well. Ecko also sponsors fashion endeavors by many different celebrities and recording artists like Jessica Simpson and 50 Cent. If that wasn't enough, Ecko also has his own Magazine and just recently had a successful foray into the world of video games with title Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure. The world famous designer has become a noted name in not only the world of fashion and urban culture but also in the world of sports with his noted purchase of Barry Bond's 756th home run ball which he had branded with an asterisk after a highly publicized Internet poll in which he asked the world what to do with the highly controversial piece of sports history.


Motorhead: An English hard rock band established in the late 70s by rock legend Lemmy Kilmister. As one of the cornerstones of hard rock and heavy metal in the 1980s, Motorhead was one of the foundational influences to genres of both speed metal and punk rock music. Motorhead has a number of grammys to their name and has such hits as Ace of Spades, Overkill and noted WWE wrestler Triple H's entrance them The Game to its credit. To date, the band has released 19 albums consistently since 1977 and their music has appeared in countless films and even the popular Guitar Hero franchise.

What do these men have to do with each other? Up until a few months ago, almost nothing. But recently the two have something very much in common. While shopping yesterday in the local Ecko Unltd store here in fabulous San Marcos, I came across a t-shirt that appealed to me on some strange level. Something about said in big bold letters "I ROCK!" I wasn't able to pinpoint exactly why I liked the shirt so much but just the same, I plunked down $19.99 for it. I walked out of the Ecko store with a big red bag and a smile on my face a smile that faded the moment I got to my car. Upon reaching my car I saw the cover of my favorite Motorhead CD March or Die through my driver's side window and I was shocked to my core. The artwork on the CD cover and on my shirt were fundamentally IDENTICAL!!!

Now one might say that this is just a minor coincidence however if you were to note certain things about the two designs it is quite obvious that this is not the case. Looking at the images one can note some very striking similarities such as the skull with tusks coming from the mouth and the chain that hangs between them. While these things could be considered a wild coincidence, after inspecting the detail work on the tusks and the very specific way in which the chains connect to the tusks it becomes apparent that this is no mistake!

Ladies and gentlemen these are the facts, and they are indisputable. I never thought that I would ever be writing an exposé on my favorite clothing brand but that is how we do things in the Ha-Stylien Society. I would have loved to let this go, sweep it under the rug, and pretend that this whole thing never happened but its the duty of the press to inform the people. Somebody has to keep it real around here and for the first time I'm sad to say that somebody is me. What will this do to Marc Ecko's reputation? Is this just an isolated incident, or is this just the beginning? Perhaps Marc Ecko himself is right now sitting in a room full of obscure album covers with a big box of tracing paper. Who is to say? I can tell you all this though, I will be staying on top of this story and giving you more of the facts as it develops.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Aug. 23rd Winner is...

Looks like this week's poll was good because there are three winners for "Best Mixtape Ever."


Heartless ft. Tupac


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Friday, August 21, 2009

Cheap Scape!

Every band and solo artist pretty much starts out from the bottom and works their way up. Whether its the charts or album sales, anyone just breaking into this game is at the bottom of the map. (Young Jeezy) But what if the novice artist has enough money to buy the phantom powered mic, the triton, a serato mixer, and a mac book pro all in the same breath? (by the way, check out http://www.sweetwater.com for affordable studio equipment) Would that make that particular artist the best, or just someone starting out on the right foot? Take Drake for instance. He already had money pouring in from Degrassi and been around the world and had friends that were "experts" with Pro Tools 7. That would pretty much make Drake the best in T Dot right? WRONG! Ladies and Gentleman, you need more than just equipment to be the best. For all my producers out there, don't walk into Guitar Center and ask for the Pro Tools Mercury Plug-ins (which only cost $2459) and you can't even mix on Acid. Take it easy my padawans, you wanna really make some noise? Master the equipment that you've got. That $30 mic, your sister's key board and your Toshiba laptop is all you need right now if you don't know how to work it. Work your way up. If you are trying to mix/produce a song and the equipment isn't giving you a "certain" affect you're looking for, then you've probably mastered that piece and need an upgrade. Take your time and learn the ends out, cause in this game knowledge is key. As for Drizzy, well, its always good to have a good team around you to show you, and with money.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Sunday, August 9, 2009

The Ballad of GI Joe Julie & Julia

What up Ha-Styliens its ya boi Touch here with the very first of many(cross your fingers) movie reviews!! That's right! In this economy you can't afford to waste 10 bucks on a movie ticket just to find out it sucks. So, I plan on being the one to take it on the jaw for all of you guys and let you know whats hot and whats not. Being that this is my first post I will start it with a bang and hit you with TWO reviews at one time! For the ladies in internetland I'll give you my take on the Meryl Streep/Amy Adams comedy Julie & Julia and for the fellas I'll be giving you intel on the action packed GI Joe. So without further ado, lets rock this mother!

Julie & Julia
This movie, written and directed by Nora Ephron, tells both the story of the rise of cooking legend Julia Child(Meryl Streep) and a young woman named Julie Powell(Amy Adams) who seeks to add a little spice to her depressing life by attempting to cook every dish in her hero Julia Child's famous french cookbook in a year. As the movie plays out we discover all the fun similarities that both Julie and Julia share despite them living both in different times and in different corners of the world, as well as the healing power of a good meal.

The acting in this movie is pretty good overall and Meryl Streep is absolutely lovely as Julia Child and embodies the spirit of the larger than life cooking sensation. The story is very sweet, wholesome and largely lacking on conflict which while great for food doesn't translate too well for film. True it was very touching and warm hearted but in general nothing was really happening. I even found myself wanting to yell at the screen "DO SOMETHING!!!" a time or two. Also, this movie does run a bit long. It should have taken more cues from Emily Post than Julia Child and not overstayed it's welcome. At just over two hours this film could have definitely done with tighter editing; a fact that becomes especially apparent when the movie seems to lap itself to tell some of the same stories that it had already told.

All in all Julie & Julia is very light happy and conflict-less with plenty leftover for seconds which while good for food left a bad taste in my mouth as far as movies go. Wait for the DVD rental on this one ladies. Julie & Julia gets a 2...out of 5.


GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra
The Real American Hero returns in this Stephen Sommers directed summer blockbuster. Channing Tatum and Marlon Wayans star as Duke and Ripcord, two soldiers who get ambushed by a mysterious force of super soldiers while trying to deliver a top secret super-WMD for the government. After surviving the attack the pair are recruited by GI Joe, an international fraternity of soldiers trained to deal with the most unique and impossible situations, to help fight against the forces of the evil terrorist group COBRA and discover the secrets of the super-WMDs that COBRA has set its sights on stealing.

For all of you who grew up watching the 80's cartoon show, just know that this movie takes more of its visual cues from the current Sigma 6 restyling of the toys rather than what you're used to but it still hits all the high points of the Saturday morning classic. All your favorite Joes are there including Duke(Tatum), Ripcord(Wayans... yes I know he's black. You got a problem with that?), Heavy Duty(Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje), General Hawk(Dennis Quiad), Baroness(Sienna Miller), Destro(Christopher Echolston), and even Cobra Commander. Everyone here does a good job of acting and keeping with the fun mood of the film and while the plot of this film is very much over the top it makes sense for the fantastic world in which it is set and is very fun. Lets not forget about the action! It is wall to wall explosions, car chases, sword fights and shoot outs just like a Joe film should be. I was on the edge of my seat through the whole thing. Also, oddly enough, it is SURPRISINGLY violent! In fact I was surprised that this movie got a PG-13 rating for all the violence in it. Now for those of you who are going "IT'S GI JOE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!!!" and "In the cartoon they never hit anything!!!" well in this movie they make up for all that by shooting and blowing up damn near everything and everybody!

Despite all this good stuff, the movie stumbles in its presentation breaking longstanding rules of film making with its excessive use of flashbacks and less than polished special effects which took me out of the flow and at points becomes slightly annoying. But, that being said, I was never not entertained or bored throughout the flick.

All in all GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra is great box office fun but excessive flashbacks and less than stellar special effects drag it down a notch. My best recommendation is to go grab your some of your old friends that used to watch the show, have a drink or two and show up to the theater ready for a party because thats what you're in for. GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra gets a 3.5 out of 5


So for all of you who were wondering how the top two flicks of this weekend are now you know, and knowing is half the battle! Bon apétit!